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Burger King used to suck pretty bad before the Creepy King made his debut in that random dude’s bed. now, it sucks less. don’t give me that ‘but, i love whoppers!’ bit. no one loves whoppers until the only cash they have is $3 in change in their cup holder. those commercials they put out with people demanding whoppers were meth addicts they found shooting up behind their dumpsters. those were shot in vegas, people. hello. Durtbagz and tights durtbagz was in miami (BK HQ) when they stumbled upon the gigantic face that now haunts you in your fast food dreams. here’s the deal with The Creepy King: okay, it’s obvious why it’s a king. but why the huge head and weird/creepy look on his face? BK has come a long way from back in the 70’s when their slogan was “burger king, where kids are king”. why kids? BK was trying to compete with... [read full story]
