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BIN LADEN WAS HIDING IN OBAMA'S BASEMENT, FOX NEWS REPORTS Satire by R J Shulman DECATUR, Illinois - (PTSD News) - Fox News is reporting that for about three years, Osama bin Laden was living in the basement of a house owned by Barack Obama in this city 40 miles east of Springfield. The break in the case, according to Fox, occurred when they received a tip by a neighbor who had become suspicious. Wesley Comstock, a 43-year-old unemployed farm machinery worker who lived next to the house at 912 Calhoun Street, said, "I knew there was some funny business going on in that house with all them people wearing them turbines on their head and playing that loud Iraqi music." There had been separate reports of a tall man in Arab dress attached to a machine of some sort. "Someone must have tipped off Osama bin Laden," said... [read full story]
