Finally, Some Good Economic News

Despite the downturn on Wall Street, the world’s oldest profession is doing just fine thank you: It’s still a good time to be morally bankrupt. The plunging Dow Jones and panicky investors are hardly a problem for the world’s oldest profession, where business is still brisk. “The market is down, business is down, but we feel it less,” said Dylan, 24, a promotional model-turned-Manhattan prostitute. “We’re still busy.” The long-haired, long-legged hooker then explained why the red-light district remains a blue-chip... [read full story]