Blimey Guv, it's a knees-up, but where's old Wisey?

Michael Caine, Ray Winstone and Eric Bristow were said to be 'distraught' at being overlooked for the Newcastle manager's job, which went - possibly for as long as a week - to a former boss at Wimbledon. And we don't mean the tennis. Sid James' Park. Morecambe and Wise. The rebirth of the Crazy Gang. A postcode lottery. The jokes were flowing brown-ale fast as one of our most charismatic but comatose football... [read full story]