By KEVIN WILLIAMSON - Sun Media LOS ANGELES -- Harrison Ford doesn't tell Shia LaBeouf to "Sit on it." Nor does Cate Blanchett's slinky Soviet come running when the crusty 65-year-old hero snaps his fingers. But with the 19-years-in-the-making sequel Kingdom of the Crystal Skull still in theatres, the question is curiously apt: Is Indiana Jones the new Fonzie? Apparently so. What other conclusion is there now that "Nuked the fridge" may soon surpass "Jumped the shark" as the catch phrase of choice to describe a once-beloved franchise that has spiralled into such preposterousness it will never recover? A brief recap for those of you with lives: During the opening sequence of Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Ford's intrepid archeologist-adventurer finds himself on ground zero at a secret nuclear test site. Faced with imminent...
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