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THE KING IS DEAD Michael Jackson died while trying to play the guitar. Apparently he had a heart attack after his G string snapped while trying to finger A minor. Since Michael Jackson was 99% plastic, he will be melted down and moulded into Lego so that children can play with him for a change... McDonalds has announced "the McJackson". It's a 50 year old piece of meat between 6 year old buns. I'm going to see a new group next month – the Jackson 4. Michael Jackson had so much plastic surgery they are moving his corpse straight into Madame Tussauds – no need for a waxwork. After the autopsy they stitched Michael Jackson up with a glue gun. Jacko died of a heart attack this morning shocked when he discovered that Boyz II Men was a band, not a delivery service. Bad timing with the Jacko death - he was due on a family vacation... [read full story]
Shop till you Drop Pure shopping -- want it? NEED it? Got it?? Post here. hiya i recently has a 1920's themed party and have some amazing pics of the night but i'm having some trouble finding a nice albumt to put it in. Do any...
BERLIN (Reuters) - German Finance Minister Wolfgang Schaeuble pressed General Motors on Sunday to shed light on its plans for Opel and said the U.S. group had a responsibility for workers at its European unit. A GM executive...
NEW YORK (Reuters) - A New York Times editorial slammed Goldman Sachs for its role in the financial crisis and said that instead of paying big bonuses to its employees it should make a multibillion-dollar gift to help reduce...
Tensions over Iran's nuclear programme have spurred an arms race in the Gulf with record defence deals being negotiated. By Richard Spencer in Dubai Saudi Arabia, long the major arms-buyer in the region, is now being overtaken...
